Top ten reasons you need to take a Unix class:
- 10. Someone asks ``What's your favorite shell?''
and you answer ``A Conch.''
- 9. You think Bash is the shell for born-again Christians.
- 8. You think C Language is what pirates use and
perl is what a pirate hunts for.
- 7. You think gnus is the plural of GNU.
- 6. Someone asks if you use windows and you
answer ``Yes, it is much better than DOS.''
- 5. You only know how to type in uppercase.
- 4. You think Mosaic is an art form found in the
- 3. When someone says ``Get the FAQs'' you think
they are paraphrasing an old TV show.
- 2. You think you need a surfboard to surf the net.
- 1. You think the vacation program can be seen on
cable on the Travel Channel.